Edward: Rebellion by Gonewiththevampire, literature
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Edward: Rebellion
I sucked in a breath, although my body did not need it. I needed the strength to do what I was about to do, and even if it would not make me physically stronger, it calmed my mind.
You can do this, I reassured myself. Just go in there and tell him.
I had been standing outside of Carlisles office for ten minutes, deliberating. It was time. I squared my shoulders, took another deep breath, and took five determined steps.
Carlisle looked up from his papers as he heard me enter; my confidence nearly buckled at the sight of his always compassionate golden eyes. I could not do this--I could not hurt him this way.
But I had to. I would not
10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen by RAVEN-HIGHNIGHT, literature
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10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen
1:Walk past him with your top button down
and cut your self on your chest were he can see it!
2:Tell him Bella was ubducted by Jacob and they are
going to have kids together and get married and jacob
is going to turn Bella into a werewolf to be with him!
3:Ask him why Renesmee has been howling at
mid-night latley.
4:Take him to a music consert then ask him to
tell you what every person is thinking in detail!
5:Ask him how Bella is in bed
6:Offer him a cookie every 5 seconds.
7:spray every CD he has with blood!
8:Hot wire his Volvo and take it for a joyride!
9:Tell him he's not got bronze hair,its ginger
and he should stop d
51 ways to piss off Edward. by EdwardLover108, literature
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51 ways to piss off Edward.
51 Ways to Piss Off Edward Cullen
1. Question his sexuality.
2. Question his masculinity.
3. Question both his sexuality and masculinity at the same time.
4. Picture Bella naked while hes in the room.
5. Picture Emmett naked while hes in the room.
6. Buy him a plushy wolf.
7. And claim that its name is Steve, the all-powerful destroyer.
8. Imply that wolves are way better than vampires in any way possible.
9. Hum anything by Hilary Duff around him.
10. or Hannah Montana.
11. or Madonna.
12. Imitate a squirrel, and ask him if he has any nuts.
13. When he growls at you pat him on the head and tell hes a good
Ways to Annoy Edward .:61-80:. by Mick-da-Wolf, literature
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Ways to Annoy Edward .:61-80:.
101 WAYS TO ANNOY EDWARD CULLEN
61. Replace all his clothes with old-fashioned British (or Mideval) clothes.
62. End every sentance with, "love"
63. Ask him how he can be married to Bella if he's gay.
64. Take him to your little sister's preschool for story time.
65. Say at least 45 curse words in front of Renesmee.
66. Toss him to the fangirls.
67. Yell, "Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!" as if he's in trouble.
68. Have Jasper make him feel gay for Emmet or Jacob.
69. And/or think gay thoughts about Aro and Caius.
70. Tell him Bella is being captured by the Volturi.
71. Tell him that should dump Bell